yourmomslefttesticle:

Me

Pulp Fiction / Breaking Bad

(Jesse Version)

Those who wonder if decriminalization sends the wrong signal to kids about drugs ought to worry more about the signal we send to them when we pretend morality flows from the barrel of a gun

Richard J. Dennis (via freemarketliberal)

misterbonesofficial:

spookyarms:

what is better than falling asleep next to someone you love? what’s better than listening to them breathing???

Guys being dudes

lordemusic:

moods, washington

pleatedjeans:

shoebox

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Football Player Flaunts Sexual Orientation On Live Television (x)

AJ McCarron didn’t seem to care that television cameras were on him when he decided to flaunt his heterosexual relationship with Katherine Webb.

“All of a sudden they were making out,” said ESPN viewer Roger Jellyton. “I couldn’t believe my eyes, and my children were in the room. How was I supposed to explain what they were seeing? What, that it’s OK for two people who love each other to kiss in a moment of joy and celebration? Ugh. What is this nation coming to? Enough is enough.”

jonpertwee:

"Don’t celebrate Halloween, Christians!! It is based in a pagan holiday!"

Boy have I got some news for you concerning Christmas.

jaylool:

FUCK WAT DA GRAVEDIGGER SAID 

gaywerewolflady:

liberals

so-humorous:

beep beep beep beep

beep beep beep beep

neptunain:

"how do we know you’re not a cop?"

could a cop do this?

[unarmed black teen walks by without getting harassed or shot]

"ah okay you’re cool"